Dart Board Politics

Every day, I wonder who we're gonna invade next.

Of course, we're not really "invading" anyone. We're merely bringing democracy to a struggling country. This way, they can truly be free. Forget all the stuff you read about the cycle of governments. Anarchy never, ever occurs after democracy is in place. The people suffering in Iraq tore my heart out of my chest and tossed it in an Iraqi-made sno-cone machine. Oh, wait...that's the new reason for invading Iraq. The suffering population of Iraq. The original reason was the nuclear bombs that were about to strike America via Saddam Hussein's penis.

This can't be real Jesus, can it? Not really?

So now that we cannot find aannnnnyyy big bad nuclear arms, we have to avoid loss and tell ourselves it was for the Iraqi people. Well, I have a little theory about that. If the people of Iraq felt they were suffering too much, don't you think they would have done something about it? Through history, that's always happened. Eventually, people get tired of being the screwee and become the screwer. Even more, if the people were suffering as bad as Americans are told, why hadn't any Iraqi's done anything about it? Oh, I know why. They weren't suffering that bad. They weren't at a point where they were ready to sacrifice themselves and their families for the relief of the greater population.

Choke on that, Pretzel Boy.

So now Bush sits back in his Buffalo Bob made chair, stroking his kitty, staring at a map. Although he cannot name 98.3% of the countries he is staring at, he can still toss a dart and call that the next adventure for the "War on Terror." What a joke. The War on Terror. The War on Drugs makes more sense.

If you want to secure America, secure the country itself. Secure our borders. Put money from the citizens into the country. Invading a country is not making us safer. When I paid my taxes this year, I hated writing that big fat check. I would hate to write it no matter what, but it would be less troubling if I knew that my money was going back into the betterment of America. That's why I would much rather pay the majority of my taxes to my state, because it goes into the land where I live.

Oh darn, I forgot...when we don't force democracy on other nations, we can't take their shit. My mistake.

It wouldn't surprise me one bit if Bush was somehow able to sneak in another term for himself. That's the way the luck of America is going. Excuse me...America voted him back in the last time. Luck had nothing to do with it. Once again, my mistake. I'm sorry folks, I'm just totally off track tonight.

So it begs the question of who we invade next. Iran? North Korea? Russia? I say we just declare war on the world and get it over with. We're the only country that has ever proven that we will nuke your ass, so we might as well wipe out North Korea and Iran if we're so worried about their nukes. Nuke em. Nuke em all. It's what Hitler would've done. And after all, 2008 could be a very interesting year.

Until next time,
-brain

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